h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.


(Source: endthymes)

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job


tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

(Source: ellendegeneres)

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself

fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

(Source: thotbots)

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”